I FINALLY posted another video! I know, I know...You DON'T CARE lmao!
no but seriously, I made another video (coming soon) explaining where I've been and why my uploads are so sporadic. Thanks for continuing to watch my videos, liking, commenting-- You guys are AWESOME.
Just finished filming for my YouTube channel (and vid.me) and it was.... interesting.
Check out my latest video, "GRWM Makeup Routine + #Saltbae"
I decided to look further into this #saltbae. Yes, he has a ponytail. And yes he is sexually explicit enough to have to hide your kids. He doesn't get nude but the way he whips out that meat--look if you're a parent you'll understand!
I've always wanted to try the popular YouTube trend, "get ready with me" but a) I'm not a beauty guru/channel and b) I don't even know how to do basic makeup properly.... So, why not stare at the #saltbae as he marinates that meat and treats it with more affection that I ever got in any of my past relationships!
I'm here for it. Even though #saltbae shot up da club on multiple occasions (image on right) I'd still try his meat at his restaurant...YES. I WOULD yeah, you heard me!
For all my social media visit:
Decorating Christmas tree and chatting about movies
There are so many Christmas staples, movie-wise. Like, Home Alone is key and you can't tell me it's not. BE FO' REAL! Every time I think about that movie I get the feels. I remember being at my cousin's watching it on VHS. I remember watching it over and over! Have you EVEN seen that meme where this whole thing would be solved by someone shooting someone a text cuz LOL
Below are some funnies that are either from the movies or based on the movies! Enjoy!
Watch Home Alone on YT https://goo.gl/rkqjVN
Jingle All the Way **FAVE PART OH Sinbad u sleigh meeee LMAO* https://goo.gl/qTTwRx
A Muppet Christmas Carol. I was SO hungry by the end of this clip. Watching FOOD cooking FOOD. omg https://goo.gl/6UkV2g
Raging Rudolph! This was from when MadTV was killing it. I remember watching this with my brothers and sister and we all laughed SO HARD.
The Santa Clause
Miracle on 34th Street
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
So I went to the gym this evening and when I got there it smelled sweaty and delicious. It was pizza day at Planet Fitness! It didn't feel right-- I couldn't partake. Strangers' body odor, their musty auras, their skin vapor, their concentrated sweat molecules living all over those open boxes of pizza. Ew guy. Like, a pepperoni slice after a workout? really? Somethin' ain't right about that. Seems like a good marketing campaign to get overeaters in the gym tho. That being said, I'll be back next month, bright and early before the perspiration molecules hit the first slice. Wow, I really needa focus on working out lolol